Here you go...
What the hell!?
Go get your backup tape. (You do have a backup tape?)
That's SOOOOO bizarre.
Wow!! Look at this.....
Hey!! The suns don't do this.
What software license?
Well, it's doing something.....
Wow....that seemed fast.....
I got a better job at Lockheed...
Sorry, the new equipment didn't get budgetted.
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