Fun With UNIX or Linux Commands

in Categories Humor last updated September 1, 2006

Actual UNIX commands and responses…

% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

% got a light?
No match.

% sleep with me
bad character

% man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

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Posted by: Vivek Gite

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